THE GIRL FROM HOME by Adam Mitzner

April 6, 2016
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Jonathan Caine is living the dream; successful hedge fund manager with multi-million dollar bonuses, trophy wife, New York City apartment with breathtaking views. The hedge fund relies on the Russian ruble; when that starts tumbling, so does the hedge fund and Caine pulls a fast one to recover.

Of course he gets caught, then fired, which he neglects to tell his wife. Eventually everything comes to a head; there is an FBI investigation and his wife throws him out, demanding a divorce.

With all his assets frozen and nowhere else to go, Caine ends up back home, while his father, suffering from dementia and other ailments, is in a nearby nursing home.  Caine starts mending fences with his father and his sister, and while home he attends his 25th high school reunion where he hooks up with Jackie, the former prom queen, still beautiful and stuck in an abusive relationship.

Things develop quickly between Caine and Jackie and when her husband finds out, everything just spirals out of control. Caine is an unlikely hero, but his smarts ultimately redeem him in this fast paced, twisty thriller.

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4/16 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch™

THE GIRL FROM HOME by Adam Mitzner. Gallery Books (April 5, 2016).  ISBN 978-1476764283. 336p.

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Adam Mitzner presents an extremely engrossing story revolving around Jonathan Caine, a brilliant and very successful currency trader.  Jonathan has made himself a fortune trading currencies for a huge hedge fund.  He has a beautiful wife,  a multimillion dollar condo in a prestigious part of Manhattan and nothing but expectations of continuing in the same vein.  A problem crops up when a big customer suddenly gets edgy and demands that he be paid off on his investment.  The fund at that moment does not have the liquidity to pay and Jonathan has to resort to what is actually an illegal move in order to get the funds.  He is caught, fired from the fund and possibly subject to prison for the crime.

When circumstances become bad for him Jonathan finds that he is sitting on a house of cards.  His wife leaves him, he loses the condo and he is forced to flee to his home town where he intends to care for his ailing father.  He also decides while there to attend the 25th anniversary of his High School graduation.  At this affair he meets Jacqueline Williams who was the prom queen at his graduation and did not give him a tumble at that moment.
This time there is a mutual attraction turning into love between the two spoiled only by the existence of Jackie’s husband.  The man is abusive and jealous of every movement Jackie makes, and she has thought how to get rid of him for a long time.  With nothing presenting itself and the husband refusing to let Jackie go thoughts turn finally to murder.
The last half of the book is about what becomes of these thoughts and how Jonathan and Jackie work things out. And of course, the prison sentence hanging over Jonathan’s head due to his illegal actions at the Hedge fund. The ending is very far from what the above circumstances might be in other novels causing the reader to find that he or she has been reading what is a brilliantly worked plot.  Mr Mitzner continues on his path of being a well sought after author.

TELL ME THREE THINGS by Julie Buxbaum

April 5, 2016

TELL ME THREE THINGS

Losing a parent is always difficult, but especially when a teenage girl loses her mother. Jessie and her father are close, but the relationship is definitely different than what she had with her mother. Jessie feels like she needs to be strong for her father, and Googles everything she would normally have asked her mother.

Two years later her father returns from a business trip and announces that he has remarried, to a woman he met online, and they are moving to Los Angeles. Her stepmother is nice enough, but Jessie feels totally displaced. The house is a mansion and her stepmother some type of movie mogul. She pays for Jessie to attend the private school her stepbrother attends, and he just ignores her.

Her first day at school she meets the mean girls, but an email pops up from “Someone/Nobody,” SN for short. SN becomes her first friend and confidante, but Jessie doesn’t know who he is and he wants to keep it that way.

She gradually makes a few friends, finds a job at a bookstore,  and even has a bit of a social life. Meanwhile she is in constant touch with her best friend Scarlett from Chicago, and between Scarlett and SN, she muddles through.

The SN plotline is reminiscent of one of my favorite films, “You’ve Got Mail,” where the Tom Hanks character sees the Meg Ryan character in real life, but also has this secret email relationship with her. SN works the same way, to a similar end.

I thoroughly enjoyed this Young Adult novel. Buxbaum has written two previous novels, both women’s fiction so this was a new direction for her. This was a bit reminiscent of Rainbow Rowell’s Eleanor and Park, which I loved, so that is high praise indeed.

4/16 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch™

TELL ME THREE THINGS by Julie Buxbaum. Delacorte Press (April 5, 2016).  ISBN 978-0553535648.  336p.

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Guest Blogger: Sarit Yishai-Levi

April 4, 2016
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I am delighted to welcome debut novelist Sarit Yishai-Levi! 

The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem is a dazzling novel of mothers and daughters, stories told and untold, and the ties that bind four generations of women.

Gabriela’s mother Luna is the most beautiful woman in all of Jerusalem, though her famed beauty and charm seem to be reserved for everyone but her daughter. Ever since Gabriela can remember, she and Luna have struggled to connect. But when tragedy strikes, Gabriela senses there’s more to her mother than painted nails and lips.

Desperate to understand their relationship, Gabriela pieces together the stories of her family’s previous generations―from Great-Grandmother Mercada the renowned healer, to Grandma Rosa who cleaned houses for the English, to Luna who had the nicest legs in Jerusalem. But as she uncovers shocking secrets, forbidden romances, and the family curse that links the women together, Gabriela must face a past and present far more complex than she ever imagined.

Set against the Golden Age of Hollywood, the dark days of World War II, and the swinging ’70s, The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem follows generations of unforgettable women as they forge their own paths through times of dramatic change. With great humor and heart, Sarit Yishai-Levi has given us a powerful story of love and forgiveness―and the unexpected and enchanting places we find each.

A Conversation with Sarit Yishai-Levi, author of  The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem

What is your inspiration behind The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem? How did you come up with the novel’s title?

This may sound strange, but the inspiration for The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem came from within me. I did not set out to write an epic novel, but having started, it felt like someone was sitting at my shoulder, whispering in my ear and leading me through the story, through its twists and turns. That experience had been my life for the 6.5 years it took me to write this book.

I don’t remember exactly when I picked the title The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem, but when the character Rosa mockingly calls her daughter Luna “the beauty queen of Jerusalem,” I knew instantly that this should be the book’s title. My Israeli editor wasn’t very happy with the title, but I insisted.

You’re a well-known Israeli journalist. How is writing a novel different from the work you do on a day-to-day basis? 

There is a world of difference between writing a column or other journalistic story and writing a novel. In journalism it is necessary to be matter-of-fact, even lean, and to narrow down the story handed to you by the subject. The person who is interviewed is the center, and the journalist is merely a vessel to channel their message to readers. The words are theirs, as well as the drama and the story. When writing a novel you have all the time in the world to tell your story. It is you who put words in the characters’ mouths and thus create the drama, the highs and the lows. You build a whole world, and it is a very exciting and rewarding experience.

How has the success of the novel changed your life, personally and professionally? What is it like to have your novel published in multiple languages and countries?

The publication of the book changed my life completely. Its phenomenal success in Israel made me instantly famous. I did many interviews, TV spots, and talks. Before the book came out I was Sarit Yishai-Levi, the journalist. Now, I am author and journalist, and for me it is an absolute dream come true.

The moment I held the Italian edition of the book (Italy is where the novel was first published outside of Israel) was very emotional. The fact that people in another country had read my story moved me to tears. When I went to Italy for the book launch, I visited the famous Rizzoli bookstore in Galleria Vittorio Emanuele in Milan. Seeing my book featured on the main table there was overwhelming. Since then the book has been translated to other languages, and I am very excited each time I hold a new edition of it. I am especially looking forward to the book’s upcoming release in English. I truly hope it will move American readers as it did Israeli readers.

Who are your favorite novelists? Were there any writers or books that inspired you?

My favorite authors are Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ayn Rand, Paul Auster, Paullina Simons, Victoria Hislop, Maria Duenas, and the Israeli authors Amos Oz, Meir Shalev, David Grossman, and Zeruya Shalev. Books that have inspired me: A Pigeon and A Boy by Meir Shalev, The Island by Maria Hislop, and The Time In Between by Maria Duenas. My all-time favorite novels are Hemingway’s For Whom the Bell Tolls and Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby.

What do you hope readers take away from the novel?

One should be able to forgive others before one is able to forgive oneself. In order to love another, one should love oneself. Love conquers all. In addition, I hope readers will embrace the story of the Ladino-speaking community that has resided in Israel for generations as the story of Israel and an important part of its culture and history.

What’s up next for you?

I am now finishing a new book, scheduled for release in early 2017 in Hebrew by Modan Publishing House. Filming for the movie adaptation of The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem is scheduled to begin at the end of 2016 in Israel.

Praise for THE BEAUTY QUEEN OF JERUSALEM  

“Moving back and forth through time and points of view, Yishai-Levi paints a sympathetic and compelling portrait of the complex relationship between mother and daughter. Add to this the fascinating backdrop of Jerusalem during the first half of the 20th century and readers are gifted with a meticulously researched history of the city’s Sephardic community.” –Romantic Times

The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem is a wonderful read—full of fascinating characters and spanning four generations of Israeli women. As their country struggles through its birth pangs, they struggle through wars, economic and social upheavals, and many losses—both physical and emotional. Compelling and satisfying.” —B.A. Shapiro, New York Times bestselling author of The Muralist and The Art Forger

“Passion and the grand sweep of history permeate this dazzling, you-cannot-put-it-down novel about four generations of astonishing women–and the men in their family who just might be cursed by love. So rich and vibrant that every page seems to virtually breathe.” —Caroline Leavitt, New York Times bestselling author of Is This Tomorrow and Pictures of You

“A breathtaking  saga, The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem will haunt and uplift you all at once, staying in your heart long after you’ve turned the last page.” —Nicole Dweck, bestselling author of The Debt of Tamar

“Yishai-Levi has captured both the unbroken thread running through generations of a Sephardi family and the intricacies of everyday life unspooling against the backdrop of Jerusalem. As sensuously infused with sights, sounds and smells as a Jerusalem market, and as finely detailed and colorful as a Levantine tapestry, The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem is a thrilling exploration of a daughter coming to terms with a mother.” —Talia Carner, author of Hotel Moscow and Jerusalem Maiden

“Engrossing and original… The Sephardi version of Amos Oz’s A Tale of Love and Darkness.” -Nana 10 (Israel)

“An enchanting, rich, and moving book… The characters stayed with me, as if they were still living in Jerusalem and walking its streets.” –Haaretz

“The events are permeated with powerful emotion… Only someone with abundant and generous heart could write such a book.” –Marmelada(Israel)

About the Author

SARIT YISHAI-LEVI is an English-speaking journalist and author. She has been a correspondent for Israeli newspapers and magazines and has hosted Hebrew TV and radio programs in Los Angeles. She is the author of four non-fiction books and the bestselling and award-winning novel, The Beauty Queen of Jerusalem. She lives in Israel.

THE NEST by Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney

April 3, 2016
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This is the story of four siblings who stand to inherit an enormous trust fund when the youngest, Melanie, turns 40 years old. Of course, nothing goes as planned in this dysfunctional family tale of first world problems.

The Plumb patriarch didn’t believe in giving handouts to his kids, he wanted them to stand on their own feet. So he put aside a small amount of money for each of them, but he passed away and his money manager managed to grow the fund into millions of dollars. The Plumb mom, an odd duck to be sure, had control over the fund prior to inheritance. Shortly before the important 40th birthday, the eldest sibling is in a horrible car accident with a waitress – in a compromising position – a waitress who is not his wife. The mom decides to use the nest, as the kids call their trust fund, to pay his medical bills and more importantly, pay off the waitress and help settle his divorce.

The siblings are outraged when they find out their inheritance is but a paltry couple of hundred thousand dollars. They all have been living their lives depending on inheriting a great deal more, so they need to figure out how to live without it.

At times charming, but more often annoying, this was written in the vein of the much better This is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper. If dysfunctional family fun is your thing, you’ll love this book.

4/16 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch™

THE NEST by Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney. Ecco (March 22, 2016).  ISBN 978-0062414212. 368p.

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THE BIRD EATER by Ania Ahlborn

April 2, 2016
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Aaron Holbrook was just a baby when his mother committed suicide. Her own sister happily took him in and raised him as her own, never revealing the truth about his mother’s fate. But then his aunt died, leaving a teen Aaron orphaned and alone.

Years later, Aaron’s life is rocked once again by tragedy and death. The loss of his son has dragged him deep into the depths of despair and drink, breaking up his marriage and causing Aaron to question everything. Determined to prove he can come back, though, he returns to Holbrook House intent on fixing it up. It’s to be his chance to win his wife back and show that he can beat the depression and alcohol that’s been eating away at him. But Aaron is haunted by more than his own tragedy. A boy appears at Holbrook House. A boy Aaron believes is harassing him. A boy no one but Aaron seems to be able to see.

Ania Ahlborn must take great pleasure in freaking out her readers. As the new reigning queen of horror, though, it’s quite appropriate.

The Bird Eater is definitely freaky. As the reader, we’re privy to at least one detail that Aaron himself is not and that’s exactly what happened to his mother. Her own sister has kept it from him, determined that Aaron will live a normal and happy life. And her secret is twofold considering the dead teen (Aaron’s mom) was said to have been pretty unstable. But of course Aaron’s adoptive mother soon learns there was much more to her sister’s ramblings than she ever gave her credit for.

And that’s just what’s revealed in the opening chapter.

Ahlborn keeps a lot hidden even by the time the story has ended. There’s a bit of reading between the lines that’s required, a history behind Holbrook House that’s never delved very deeply into (but would make a fabulous book on its own.). I personally would have loved more of that history and more about Birdie himself. Some might argue that the lack of detail and explanation makes the story more focused and creepy, though. The Bird Eater is Aaron’s story, after all, not Birdie’s or even Aaron’s mother’s. In that sense I actually agree. As stated above, Aaron never learns the truth about his mother. In fact, the little bit the reader learns about her and Holbrook house and Birdie is saved just for us and never revealed to Aaron at all.

Even without a deeper backstory, The Bird Eater is still a quick and satisfyingly creepy haunted house story. It has a killer ending, too.

4/16 Becky LeJeune

THE BIRD EATER by Ania Ahlborn. 47North (April 1, 2014).  ISBN 978-1477817605. 267p.

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Win the April ’16 bookshelf of signed thrillers!

April 1, 2016

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Hope your Spring is off to a great start! Welcome to the April bookshelf of signed thrillers. I am giving away some terrific books this month, all autographed by the authors. Don’t forget to check back…you never know when new titles will be added. To enter, go to the Win Books page. Best of luck!

THE 14TH COLONY by Steve Berry: What happens if both the president and vice-president-elect die before taking the oath of office? The answer is far from certain―in fact, what follows would be nothing short of total political chaos. Steve Berry’s trademark mix of history and speculation is all here in this provocative new thriller.

THE MURDER OF MARY RUSSELL by Laurie R. King: Laurie R. King’s bestselling Mary Russell–Sherlock Holmes series weaves rich historical detail and provocative themes with intriguing characters and enthralling suspense. Russell and Holmes have become one of modern literature’s most beloved teams. But does this adventure end it all?

POISONOUS by Allison Brennan: The only person who cares that Internet bully Ivy Lake is dead is her mentally challenged step-brother, Tommy. Was it an accident or or murder? When investigative reporter Maxine Revere  receives Tommy’s heartfelt letter, she agrees to help. Max believes the truth is always better than lies…but this time, the truth is deadly.

HANGING MARY by Susan Higginbotham: The untold story of Lincoln’s Assassination, based on the true case of Mary Surratt. Hanging Mary reveals the untold story of those on the other side of the assassin’s gun, two women caught up in the assassination of President Lincoln: Mary Surratt and her young boarder, Nora Fitzpatrick.

THE GIRL FROM HOME by Adam Mitzner: The acclaimed author, whose recent novel of suspense Losing Faith was declared “startling…a well-crafted story” (Kirkus Reviews), takes you on a gripping psychological thrill ride in this electrifying tale of a millionaire who will go to deadly lengths to get what he wants.

JUST FALL by Nina Sadowsky: Perfect for fans of Patricia Highsmith and Gillian Flynn, this sexy and seductive debut novel asks: How can you find out that the person you love is a killer . . . and continue to love him anyway?

THOSE WE FEAR by Victoria Griffith: Written with lush Scottish imagery, chilling suspense, and an addicting intensity, Griffith brings a vibrant, young contemporary edge to the classic Gothic mystery. And make no mistake, skin will crawl.

JERICHO by Alex Gordon: In this follow-up to the masterful debut Gideon, a young witch must risk death and damnation to defeat a powerful ancient evil. “Crisp and shiveringly disturbing prose, a solid plot, and well-developed characters all make for a deeply satisfying read.” -Publishers Weekly

ORCHIDS AND STONE by Lisa Preston: How far would you go to help a stranger who might be the victim of a crime? This is the question at the very heart of the emotionally powerful and suspenseful novel Orchids and Stone. Statistically, two out of three people would do nothing. Say nothing. They wouldn’t get involved—they think it’s none of their business. They are just bystanders. But one out of three would intervene, would attempt to right a perceived wrong. The uniquely tough yet vulnerable heroine of Orchids and Stone, Daphne Mayfield, is the one out of three.

ONLY EVER YOU by Rebecca Drake: A masterfully plotted domestic thriller that will captivate both male and female readers, Only Ever You chronicles every parent’s worst nightmare: the abduction of a child.

 

You can win autographed copies of all these books! If you are new to the site, each month I run a contest in conjunction with the International Thriller Writers organization. We put together a list of books from debut authors to bestsellers, so you can win some of your favorites and find some new favorites.

What makes this contest really special is that all of the books (except eBooks) are signed by the author! Books with multiple authors will be signed by at least one of the authors.

Don’t forget, if you subscribe to the newsletter or follow this blog, you get an extra entry into every contest you enter. Check out the Win Books page for more information on all these books and how you to enter this month’s contest.

Thanks for reading, and good luck!


A MUDDIED MURDER by Wendy Tyson

March 31, 2016

muddied murderA Greenhouse Mystery, Book 1

After the death of her husband, lawyer Megan Sawyer decides it’s time for a big change. A desire to return to her roots sends her home to the family farm in Winsome, Pennsylvania. Here, Megan plans to revamp the land into a certified organic farm that will provide produce for the local farmers market as well as her own café and market.

Everything is rolling along well enough until the local zoning commissioner who, for reasons mostly unknown to Megan and everyone around her, becomes intent on making Megan’s plans difficult bordering on impossible. And when that same zoning commissioner is found dead in Megan’s barn, the authorities can’t help but turn an eye her way.

This first in Tyson’s new Greenhouse Mystery series is a bit lighter in tone than her Allison Campbell books.

The small town setting and tight-knit community make this an appealing read on many levels. Anyone with any inkling as to how small towns work will know there’s the picture perfect public façade and a sometimes not so hidden catty underbelly. This cattiness in particular proves to be a big part of the tension in this first outing of the series. And, as it turns out, there are way more potential killers out there than just our struggling heroine.

Tyson gives readers a really great look at the inner workings of Winsome, the small town politics, and the characters that make their home here. There’s even a little bit of romance wound up in this mystery, too.

All in all, this is a fine outing from Tyson and a fun new series (and town) I’m looking forward to seeing more of.

3/16 Becky LeJeune

A MUDDIED MURDER by Wendy Tyson. Henery Press (March 29, 2016).  ISBN 978-1635110050. 276p.


EATING IN THE MIDDLE by Andie Mitchell

March 30, 2016
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A Mostly Wholesome Cookbook

Mitchell has lost a bunch of weight and kept it off for over ten years, apparently by eating food per the recipes she includes in this book – mostly healthy, but definitely with an occasional indulgence. It’s a nice take on a cookbook, part diet book with a dash of reality thrown in.

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Mitchell wrote a memoir, It Was Me All Along, which was published in 2015. People magazine said it was “A charming memoir about weight loss and self-discovery.” Kirkus Reviews said, “A candid and inspiring memoir.” And she has a beautiful blog,  Andie Mitchell: Recipes & Inspiration for a Feel-Good, Balanced Life, with many of her recipes and weight loss tips. Plus she has a Facebook group, along with Gina Homolka of Skinnytaste.com, where you can cook along with her and find even more inspiration.

But back to the cookbook. Every recipe starts with a brief paragraph about the genesis of the recipe, or something about the ingredients or where it came from, or what to serve with it. These are often charming little vignettes about Mitchell’s family; her mother, her grandmother, and they add a special appeal to the book.

I like knowing what the dish is supposed to look like, and there are lots of pictures. I have a review copy, so my pictures are black and white, but I suspect the pictures are just glorious in color in the finished book.

The book isn’t as divided up as many cookbooks are, so the table of contents is pretty short:

Introduction

Starting Fresh

Lunchtime

Vegetables and Sides

Dinnertime

For Sharing

All Things Sweet

The recipes are realistic for most home cooks. I like things like Lightened-Up Pad Thai in Under 15 Minutes, which uses shredded cabbage instead of rice noodles and is really filling and delicious. I also liked the Chicken Souvlaki with Tzatziki & Feta, which takes a bit longer as you marinate the chicken for half an hour but still very easy and good. I haven’t tried the Turkey Burgers with Apple, Caramelized Onion & Goat Cheese yet but I will. Turkey burgers can be super dry unless additional fat is added but Mitchell uses a grated apple and some goat cheese instead. Mitchell insists her Brown Sugar & Chili-Rubbed Salmon with Avocado Crema would do the Barefoot Contessa proud, and I won’t argue with that.

There are some great salads and I especially loved the Bagel & Lox Salad – yes, you read that right. All the flavors including lettuce, red onions, lox and capers plus some pumpernickel crisps, and a dressing based on low fat Greek yogurt. I did add a tomato though. Another good lunch is the Tuna and Orzo Salad with Parmesan and Basil. It’s loaded with protein between the tuna and cannellini beans, and the simple lemon honey dressing pairs perfectly with the salad. Not all the lunches are salads though; I am intrigued with the Loaded Black Bean Burgers and will be giving them a try.

The Sharing chapter includes recipes that probably don’t belong in a healthy cookbook but again, it’s all about balance. The Cuban Pulled-Pork Sandwiches with Caramelized Onion and Thyme Mayo sounds fabulous. I’m not seeing the health benefits here but it is a slow cooker, can-make-it-in-the-middle-of-the-week-if-I-want recipe, so I may give it a go. I didn’t bother with the Sweets, I do enough of those but it is nice to have that chapter.

All in all, it is a good, mostly healthy cookbook with some interesting recipes. If you are looking for ways to eat healthier, (and really, who isn’t,) try this cookbook.

3/16 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch™

EATING IN THE MIDDLE by Andie Mitchell. Clarkson Potter (March 29, 2016).  ISBN 978-0770433277.  240p.

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Guest Blogger: Gina Barreca

March 29, 2016
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Questions and Thoughts for Loud, Smart Women in Turbulent Times

Gina Barreca is fed up with women who lean in, but don’t open their mouths. In her latest collection of essays, she turns her attention to subjects like bondage, which she notes now seems to come in fifty shades of grey and has been renamed Spanx. She muses on those lessons learned in Kindergarten that every woman must unlearn like not having to hold the hand of the person you’re waking next to (especially if he’s a bad boyfriend) or needing to have milk, cookies and a nap every day at 3:00 PM (which tends to sap one’s energy not to mention what it does to one’s waistline). She sounds off about all those things a woman hates to hear from a man like “Calm down” or “Next time, try buying shoes that fit”.

“‘If You Lean In, Will Men Just Look Down Your Blouse?'” is about getting loud, getting love, getting ahead and getting the first draw (or the last shot). Here are tips, lessons and bold confessions about bad boyfriends at any age, about friends we love and ones we can’t stand anymore, about waist size and wasted time, about panic, placebos, placentas and certain kinds of not-so adorable paternalism attached to certain kinds of politicians. The world is kept lively by loud women talking and “‘If You Lean In, Will Men Just Look Down Your Blouse?'” cheers and challenges those voices to come together and speak up. You think she’s kidding? Oh, boy, do you have another thing coming.

From the Author:

Why will men, including ones who don’t cook any other meal, cheerfully make breakfast?

Is it because if they make toast without burning it, it becomes “amazingly good toast”? Is it because when they add a “magic ingredient” (taco-sauce) to their eggs, they can then call them “my mean scrambled eggs” or refer to themselves in the third person as “The Omelet Master”?

You know that if a guy can explain — without looking at note from an electronic device — what it means to coddle an egg, he firmly believes he should have his own show on the Food Network.

Yes, of course I’m making sweeping gender-specific generalizations, but somebody’s got to do it.

Besides, I really believe this one is true. Breakfast is The Man Meal.

My husband is one of the tribe: He makes scrambled eggs so good I believe they were a factor in my decision to marry to him.

What made me hesitate briefly in that decision, however, was my husband’s attempt to push his breakfast luck by going all out one morning and heating corned beef hash in a microwave. He plopped the grey mass straight from the can onto a plate, and then hit “reheat.”

He looked smugly pleased with himself until he took the plate out of the microwave. The mess on it looked, and smelled, like offal. Instead of running for the hills — we have low hills near us anyway so it wouldn’t have done much good — I saw it as a teachable moment. I cooked the food properly, pointing out that hash can only be enjoyed when the edges are fried just enough to be crunchy. That’s how my husband makes it now, because his “famous hash” is everybody’s favorite.

Many men have a technique that they regard as their signature. They consider this to be an exact science as well a huge accomplishment, the kind of which is usually accompanied by the sounding of French horns. This is true even if his signature dish is a bowl of cereal. I once knew a man who boasted that he made a “killer” bowl of cereal. He used soy milk and put pieces of banana on top. I suspect the banana is what made it “killer.”

The pattern of men cooking breakfast on the weekends and getting a great deal of praise for it no doubt grew out of the McCall’s-sponsored traditional ideology that suggested mothers and wives were responsible for making every other meal. Husbands were expected to return home after a long day’s work and wives were expected, in exchange, to be waiting at the door with a cold martini (not one they’ve been drinking for an hour, either) with a perfect meal in the oven and with cheerful children — already in their pajamas, ready to fall asleep at the drop of Daddy’s hat.

Only on the weekends would the paterfamilias be able to exercise a measure of culinary creativity. One night he grilled and one morning he made breakfast.

He probably also encouraged everyone to gather ‘round and watch him make breakfast; for men, being in the kitchen is a kind of performance art, says my friend Kim-Marie, requiring an audience for the full effect.

Another pal, Daniela says her husband “stands at the stove the entire time, watching the food cook with his arms crossed over his chest till it’s time to flip something over or move it around while browning. That’s it, the entire time, he’s standing there with the timer going instead of multitasking while the food cooks by, let’s say, setting the table or making coffee.”

However it’s done, breakfast is worth doing.

Like love, breakfast is something people skip because they consider it more trouble than it’s worth. Some folks think breakfast, like love, will keep them in the house longer than they’d like and will turn them into sleepy and fat instead of somebody alert and lean. But that’s not how it works. Both are fundamental: Breakfast and love will nourish you even when you’re busy doing other things; when they’re healthy, they’ll make every day better.

And like love, breakfast is best when made at home.

Or at a really good diner.

 

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THE LIGHT IN THE RUINS by Chris Bohjalian

March 27, 2016
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I am a long time Bohjalian fan, but I haven’t read all of his books. So when the Palm Beach County Literacy Coalition selected this book as the book to read for the biennial Read Together Palm Beach County, I was delighted.

I would say that this book is a little different for Chris, but let’s face it, all of his books are vastly different, from transgender to Armenian genocide to midwifery. This book is set in Italy and moves between two time periods, 1944 during the second World War, and eleven years later, in 1955.

At it’s heart this is a mystery. Two people are killed within a few days of each other. Both are members of an old Italian family of noble descent, the Rosati family, and the police fear that other family members may be in danger. And not only were they killed, both had their hearts cut out of their bodies, so this feels very much like a serial killer at work.

During the war, the Rosati’s estate was inhabited by Nazis. The Italians were allies of the Germans, and the Rosati’s uncomfortably worked with them, entertained them and so forth. One of the young German soldiers starts courting one of the Rosati’s daughters, too, but like Romeo and Juliet, their love is threatened by the family, and the circumstance of war just adds to the misalliance.

The detective investigating the murder is a young woman named Serafina. She was a partisan fighter during the war, and suffered grave injury. Her memories of that time in her life are sketchy at best, but start trickling back during this investigation.

Bohjalian is a literary writer, and the writing here is beautiful. The story is all about the characters and doesn’t move as quickly as one might expect a serial killer type thriller to move. But it is a deeply moving, albeit often times upsetting read, but that is the subject matter. One review called it a “why done it” instead of a “who done it” and I think that is apt.

If you enjoy literary mysteries, historical settings, and beautiful writing, then this is the book for you.

3/16 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch™

THE LIGHT IN THE RUINS by Chris Bohjalian. Vintage; Reprint edition (April 22, 2014).  ISBN 978-0307743923.  309p.

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