THE SCARPETTA COOKBOOK by Scott Conant

May 30, 2014

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This is a three part review. Part of this review ran on bookbitch.com in November, 2013 but somehow didn’t make it through the transition to the new site.  I decided to include that review plus all the surrounding story, as follows:

Part 1 is a review of my first dinner at Scarpetta, the restaurant in Miami Beach, with other locations in New York City, Las Vegas. Beverly Hills and Toronto.

Part 2 is a review of the terrific cookbook, including the mistake I found and the publisher’s follow up.

Part 3 details my second dinner at the restaurant, after being invited for “V.I.P.” treatment as a gesture for finding the above mentioned error.

I am a long time fan of Chef Conant, from his appearances on Top Chef and as a judge on Chopped, but I couldn’t really appreciate his food until I ate at his restaurant, Scarpetta in Miami Beach.

September is Miami Spice month, when many of the best restaurants put out a special price fixed menu. Scarpetta particpates, and the menu was truly exceptional. The food was perfection, from the breads and spreads to the pasta to the fish to dessert.

It is a beautiful restaurant, located in the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach, but not in the least bit stuffy. Service was superb. Our waiter, Giancarlo, was a pleasure. We really lucked out with the Miami Spice tasting menu, a three course meal for $39. Giancarlo assured us that the dishes on the Spice menu were selected from the regular menu and portion sizes were identical, making this  an excellent value.

They brought us a bread basket that the server explained contained sourdough, stromboli, foccacia, etc. that was served with a three compartment tray holding marscarpone butter, herb & citrus infused olive oil & eggplant caponanta. All were outstanding. We emptied all those compartments.

SCARPETTA  mozzarellaFor the first course, I started with the Mozzarella in Carrozza, a Buffalo mozarella in a light breading that was served over stewed cherry tomatoes. It was crispy, not at all greasy, and the cheese was luscious. My husband had the Mediterranean Octopus with potatoes, capers & olives ($5 supplement,) which was cooked perfectly and paired with a smoky sauce. We then shared the pasta, Spaghetti with Tomato & Basil ($12 supplement) a half order of Scott Conant’s famous pasta. It was, in a word, perfection and deserving of all the accolades it has received.SCARPETTA octopus

For our mains, I ordered the Snapper with Cauliflower & Caper Salmoriglio, a variation from the online menu of diver scallops. The snapper was moist and buttery with a crispy skin and the cauliflower was turned into a sauce as well as small delicious bites. My husband had the Duo of Kurobuta Pork, pork tenderloin, pork belly, fennel & citrus and he loved every bite. He had a similar dish in NYC at Gramercy Tavern, and declared Scarpetta’s the winning dish of the two.

For dessert I ordered the Polenta Crusted Cheesecake, with fresh strawberries & strawberry sorbet, and it was truly divine. The cheesecake had a strawberry gelatin type topping which I don’t usually care for, but this was really good, as was the unusual and delicious polenta crust. The sorbet was a punch in the mouth of strawberry. My husband had the Bicerin Parfait, praline, coffee gelato & baci di dama ($5 supplement) and he devoured it. I didn’t even get a taste! Although to be fair, I was so full I couldn’t eat more than a bite or two of my own dessert. We also selected the wine flights for this meal, mine the classico ($20) and my husband the riserva ($30) and all the wines were excellent.

The service was wonderful. The staff were on top of everything, from removing dishes to wiping up crumbs, yet were never obtrusive. Giancarlo explained every dish and was warm, welcoming and everything a good waiter should be. We loved it.

After that experience, when I heard Chef Conant was releasing this cookbook, I begged an advance copy and went to work. I started with the Caponata, which was one of the simplest recipes for this dish that I’ve ever made, basically onions, tomatoes and eggplant. It seemed a little light on the eggplant, I would use more next time I make this, but it is creamy, sweet and just yummy, especially spread on toasty bread.

Then I decided to tackle his most famous dish, Spaghetti with Tomato Basil. This deceptively simple dish is sublime, and didn’t seem all that difficult. The recipe for the sauce is different from any tomato sauce I’ve ever experienced, and while I was skeptical of the amount of olive oil, figuring it would be a greasy sauce, I was wrong. The sauce emulsifies beautifully and is the simplest and best tomato sauce I’ve ever made.

However, I ran into a problem with the spaghetti, the ratio of dry to wet ingredients seemed off to me. But since it was the first time I was making the pasta, I decided to follow the recipe as written, but wasn’t really surprised to find it made an unworkable dough. After contacting the publisher, a flurry of emails were sent between me, the publicist and finally the editor. The editor then had Chef Conant’s kitchen prepare the recipe as published. I was subsequently informed that I had found a mistake.

I was told that when Chef Conant’s restaurant recipe was converted for the cookbook, an error was made – instead of 5 cups of flour, as published, it should have been 3 1/2 cups. That ratio makes more sense, and I was told that it will be corrected in future printings. The corrected recipe makes a very rich and delicious pasta that pairs perfectly with the sauce.

On a side note, a few months ago I watched a fabulous interview with Alex Guarnaschelli, a Google Talk (rather like a Ted Talk, but considerably longer; this one runs close to an hour.) I learned that her mother, Maria Guarnaschelli, is a cookbook editor extraordinaire, and has edited some truly iconic cookbooks like The Joy of Cooking, The Cake Bible, The Splendid Table, and so on, all of which are still in print. Alex talked about how her mother cooked every single recipe in those books, some several times, to make sure they were perfect. Apparently that way of editing cookbooks is a rare and wondrous thing, and was obviously not done here. I also need to add that in no way do I hold Chef Conant responsible for this error; it was completely up to the editor/publisher to check for these types of things and if found, to correct it. If the book goes into a second printing I can only hope that they will.

Most of the recipes in this book are straightforward and truly rely on good quality ingredients, and they shine here. There are tips throughout the book, from where to shop, wine pairing, and suggestions for leftovers. The beautiful photography is just the icing on the cake, pushing this beyond just a cookbook to fabulous gift book. This is well on its way to becoming a favorite. All that said, this is not a cookbook for beginners, but should work beautifully for adventurous cooks who are comfortable in the kitchen.

So after the spaghetti recipe debacle, I received an email from the publicist suggesting I try the restaurant. My birthday was coming up, and I have a good friend whose birthday is a couple of days after mine and we always celebrate together so I thought why not – he hadn’t been to Scarpetta and we had loved it. I made a reservation through Open Table, then sent the details to the publicist who assured me that we would be receiving “V.I.P.” treatment.  I didn’t know what that meant exactly, but I’m sorry to say what we dealt with wasn’t even close.

The hostess greeted us effusively, handing me a birthday card. Our waiter seemed efficient, but after giving us menus he disappeared, to be replaced with a flighty waitress. I asked about the branzino since I’ve never had it, and she proceeded to tell me a long story about how other restaurants prepared it, but never did tell me what type of fish it was or how it was prepared at Scarpetta. I went with the black cod instead.

The sommelier excelled at recommending the most expensive wines on the menu. The famous “Spaghetti with Tomato & Basil” came served with a domed lid, yet was barely warm; it had obviously been sitting for a while before we were served. My black cod was severely undercooked, cold in the center and too raw to flake. The special of the night was a $70 pork osso buco for 2, which was served in a giant lump of meat & bone in a tiny dish. The restaurant was dark yet we were told to help ourselves. We politely asked the waitress to serve, and she struggled to find a way to do so. The meat was flavorless, dry and stringy. We had to ask for more gravy, there was a tiny bit on the bottom of the dish that we couldn’t figure out how to get without turning the meat out as well.

SCARPETTA Happy BirthdayI did get a “happy birthday” written on my dessert plate; my friend did not, even though we had told them we both were celebrating. The difference between this dinner, on a Saturday night in December, and our first experience on a Sunday night in September, was monumental and unacceptable. By the way, this is the restaurant that has Top Chef Season 11 runner-up Nina Compton at its helm.

We spent over $500 on dinner for four with a few glasses of wine. It was a very long night with disappointing food and service.  If this is Chef Conant’s idea of V.I.P. treatment, I’d hate to see how everyone else fairs. I certainly didn’t expect a free dinner, but a drink would have been nice. Or a dessert. Or some kind of recognition that we weren’t just another table they had to turn.

To add insult to injury, OpenTable had sent me a form for comments about dinner and I told them pretty much what I’ve written here, which gets forwarded to the restaurant. Scarpetta has yet to respond.

I’ll keep making Chef Conant’s food and recommending his cookbook, but I won’t go back to his restaurant.

5/14 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch

THE SCARPETTA COOKBOOK by Scott Conant. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt; 1 edition (October 15, 2013). ISBN 978-1118508701. 384p.


PANDEMIC by Scott Sigler

May 29, 2014

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In spite of literally saving the nation, Margaret Montoya has never been able to forgive herself for her part in the destruction of Detroit. Years have passed with no new sign of infection but the nation is still on guard and the military has been running a top-secret search for pieces of the downed Orbital. Finally divers report a discovery – an artifact has been found. Within days everyone who comes into contact with the piece is dead and Margaret is asked once again to help. Evidence of infection is found in two of the bodies, but this time it appears the organism has adapted. Before they know it, the infection has begun to spread and it’s up to Margaret to find a cure before it’s too late.

Scott Sigler’s gory and gross out epic infection trilogy comes to an end with Pandemic. This is definitely not a series for the squeamish. I am, however, a big fan.

Sigler’s attention to detail and care in keeping his stories scientifically sound makes them totally convincing and that much more creepy. The plotting and pacing are clever and quick, and his created “Siglerverse” is one that I love returning to over and over again. This particular title, while obviously the follow up to Infected and Contagious, is also connected to one of Sigler’s stand alones, Ancestor.

5/14 Becky Lejeune

PANDEMIC by Scott Sigler. Crown (January 21, 2014). ISBN 978-0307408976. 592p.


ANY DUCHESS WILL DO by Tessa Dare

May 28, 2014

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Spindle Cove (Book 4)

Pauline Simms is a serving girl in Spindle Cove, AKA “Spinsters Cove”, vacation spot for unmarried women looking for a husband. Pauline has no illusions about her life; she takes care of her challenged sister, works hard, and hopes to one day have her own bookshop. Then she meets Griffin York, the Duke of Halford.

The Duchess of Halford, Griff’s mother, has dragged her son off to Spindle Cove to find a wife. He has no interest, and decides to teach his interfering mother a lesson. She demands he picks a woman, any woman, at the tavern, and she will train her to become a duchess. Of course he chooses Pauline.

The Duchess abides by her bargain and the Duke makes a deal with the serving girl; she must submit to a week of Duchess training by his mother, and fail miserably. He will pay her enough money to move out of her father’s house and open her own bookshop.

The Duchess is nobody’s fool and even she can see that there is an attraction between her son and Pauline, but neither of them will admit to it. Shades of “My Fair Lady” run throughout, along with some light humor and some interesting sex, including a bit of S&M.

This is a well written historical, sexy romance, and a really fun read.

5/14 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch

ANY DUCHESS WILL DO by Tessa Dare. Avon (May 28, 2013). ISBN 978-0062240125. 384p.


I AM PILGRIM by Terry Hayes

May 27, 2014

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Make sure to read on for two reviews!

The perfect murder involves an unidentifiable victim; a young woman found face down in a bathtub of acid, teeth removed, fingerprints and face gone, and a murder scene devoid of fingerprints, DNA or any other identifiers.

The homicide detective in charge is a long time friend of the “Pilgrim,” a retired CIA operative who has penned a textbook on criminal investigations that the murderer has apparently read, and he is called in to help investigate. It becomes an international manhunt moving through the United Kingdom, France, Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, but this is more than just a murder mystery; there is also a biologic threat against the United States that somehow ties in with the murder.

The characters are skillfully brought to life in this action packed worldwide adventure, and the main protagonist is quick-witted and just plain likeable. Growing up the adopted son in a very wealthy family, he is a brilliant loner who is recruited by the “Division,” a top secret black ops group that is eventually disbanded.

Another loner nicknamed Saracen, grew up in Saudi Arabia where his father was beheaded for criticizing the King; international politics makes for fascinating back story here. While gruesome at times, none of the violence is gratuitous and unfortunately, it all feels quite real and believable.

Don’t be put off by the length of this book; the story is tightly plotted, the pages fly by ferociously fast and the book is simply unputdownable.

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5/14 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch

An extremely literate story about a battle between two titans of their respective sides. One is an American, adopted son of a family with a great deal of privilege, currently an agent for a U.S. government agency only depicted as higher than the CIA. The other is a poor Arab boy born in Saudi Arabia but turned into a terrorist by the Saudi’s execution of his father for no apparent reason. The American uses the name of Pilgrim in order to hide his real identity and has become one of the most effective agents his agency has.

The Arab is turned onto terrorism by the Saudi’s execution of his father just because the man spoke badly of the king. He decides that revenge against Saudi Arabia would be best served by a massive terrorist attack on the United States, which he deems the Saudi’s ally. He proceeds to build up a well prepared background while becoming known as the Saracen in order to effect this attack.

Hayes is brilliant in developing the two characters, their motivations, their reactions to each other as mortal enemies. The reader knows each one intimately through the author’s descriptions and can relate to their actions on an ongoing basis. What the Saracen decides to use to attack the United States demands a preparation that only a very bright mind could conceive of and work towards. It is a credible threat that the reader will be able to identify as possible. Pilgrim’s planning and actions against this enemy must be even more clever in order to win the mental battle between them.

The action moves back and forth starting with a murder investigation in New York and ending in Turkey.

Hayes, in an afterward, indicates that film rights are in process and I would certainly be a fan of that if it comes out. In the meanwhile I do trust that the author is planning more books for the near future, and those I will grab as soon as available.

5/14 Paul Lane

I AM PILGRIM by Terry Hayes. Atria/Emily Bestler Books (May 27, 2014). ISBN 978-1439177723. 624p.


CASEBOOK by Mona Simpson

May 26, 2014

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Miles is a snoop. He can’t help it. It begins with him eavesdropping on his parents’ conversations. He escalates to listening in on the phone and rifling through his mother’s desk and computer. It’s his snooping that first reveals his parents’ marital issues. He discovers that his father will be moving out, that he’s seeing another woman, and finally that his mother has a new boyfriend. When he sees a man who looks very much like said boyfriend in a place where he shouldn’t be, Miles goes on an all out investigation. With the help of his best friend, Hector, the two make some startling discoveries about the adults in their lives.

I’m of two minds about this book. First, it is rather well written. Miles begins as a young boy and Simpson very aptly narrates through him, aging him along the way. It makes for a fun read considering the resulting interpretation of various overheard snippets as imagined through the eyes of a young boy.

My issue with this book is that it wasn’t really what I’d expected it would be. I’d gone in expecting a mystery and what I got was the story of a boy growing into adulthood.

My other complaint is that the book is set up in the beginning as being a book written by Miles and Hector. There are a handful of footnotes meant to be conversations between the two boys peppered throughout the story, but it wasn’t fully developed enough to truly be convincing. Overall it was an element that felt unnecessary and somewhat distracting given that it was so infrequent in appearance.

5/14 Becky Lejeune

CASEBOOK by Mona Simpson. Knopf; First Edition edition (April 15, 2014). ISBN 978-0385351416. 336p.


SEKRET by Lindsay Smith

May 25, 2014

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An empty mind is a safe mind.

Yulia has a gift: with just a touch she can see the history of an object or a person. It’s this gift that a secret branch of the KGB hopes to use to their advantage in 1963 USSR.

The country is in the midst of the Space Race and convinced that the Americans have spies within the Russian program. Yulia and her fellow comrades – other teens who share similar abilities – are tasked with various tests and ops to advance the country’s efforts. But Yulia has no desire to help the KGB, especially considering she’s basically a hostage with her mother and brother being used as bait to keep her in the program. The temptation to escape is overwhelming but the punishment linked to such an attempt may not be worth it.

Sekret is a fabulous debut. Smith incorporates real history into the tale, including the Space Race, the Kennedy assassination, and bits about Russia’s move into Communism (and the results). And of course there’s the psychic spy aspect as well. (I especially appreciated the author’s note in the end outlining much of the factual basis for the book.)

The characters and setting are built wonderfully and the paranormal aspects aren’t too overwhelming for readers who may not normally gravitate to that kind of subject.

Sekret is an intense and quick read with great cross over appeal for adults.

5/14 Becky Lejeune

SEKRET by Lindsay Smith. Roaring Brook Press (April 1, 2014). ISBN 978-1596438927. 352p.


THE SILENT WIFE by A.S.A. Harrison

May 24, 2014

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For years Jodi has endured her husband’s philandering in silence. She knows, after all, that he’ll always come home to her. Which is not to say that Jodi doesn’t get her revenge – she punishes Todd in little, almost insignificant ways. It makes her feel better. But when Todd’s latest affair leads to their separation, Jodi begins to lose it.

Given the comparisons to Gone Girl and all the hype around A.S.A. Harrison’s first and only release (she sadly passed away last year), I had high expectations in going into The Silent Wife. But not far into it, I was set to write this one off as something that just wasn’t my cup of tea. Fortunately for me I did stick it out to the end – and oh, what an end it was.

Todd and Jodi are both pretty equally unlikable. I found it hard to sympathize with either of them given their natures. A.S.A. Harrison actually does a pretty phenomenal job in that regard, as I’m certain the reader isn’t really supposed to like either of them. To say much more would be to give too much away and I wouldn’t want to spoil this one for anyone. I will say that fans of Gillian Flynn will likely enjoy The Silent Wife and I would also add that if you’re like me and waffling at the start, do stick it out to the end.

5/14 Becky Lejeune

THE SILENT WIFE by A.S.A. Harrison. Penguin Books (June 25, 2013). ISBN 978-0143123231. 326p.


CATNAPPED! by Elaine Viets

May 23, 2014

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This is the latest entry in the Dead-End Job series, one of my favorite cozy mystery series. While it is a series, each book does stand alone, and Elaine is very good about including pertinent information for newcomers to the series.

The series started out with Helen Hawthorne, the main character, working for cash under the table to keep her ex-husband from finding her or her money. The series has evolved, and Helen is now married and running a private detective agency with her husband, Phil. But never fear, she still ends up working minimum wage jobs, but now she’s going undercover to help solve the case.

Catnapped! revolves around the cat show industry and Helen ends up working as a cat groomer for a breeder. A divorcing couple can’t agree on anything except their shared love of their show kitten. But when the kitten is kidnapped (catnapped!) Helen & Phil are on the case. Unfortunately, the ex-husband ends up dead, and the wife arrested for the murder. Meanwhile, things aren’t all good on the home-front either. The Coronado apartment building is in need of major repairs, and Margery seems more inclined to sell than renovate.

One of the best things about this series is how Viets shines a light on the minimum wage jobs and the people that work so hard for so little. Invariably I learn something new in every book – like the grooming involved with show cats! I love the south Florida setting, not only because I live there but because Viets really brings it to life – the setting becomes almost another character. This is another smart mystery with intrigue, laughs and a lot of heart.

Check out Elaine Viets’ guest blog for an inside look at bathing a cat!

5/14 Stacy Alesi, AKA the BookBitch

CATNAPPED! by Elaine Viets. NAL Hardcover (May 6, 2014). ISBN 978-0451466303. 288p.


Guest Blogger: Elaine Viets

May 23, 2014

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I am thrilled to have Elaine Viets as my guest blogger today! And please check out my review of Catnapped!

Some Like It Wet: Cat Washing

By Elaine Viets

I washed a cat once. She was a stray, a mostly white cat named Elsah. My husband Don and lived in an old house in St. Louis with a coal chute. Elsah got into the coal chute and came out gray. She rubbed against our white woodwork until it was gray, too.

She needed a bath. I used Woolite. The label said it was gentle on everything and wouldn’t shrink, fade or change the color. I didn’t want a different cat, just a clean one.

It took eight towels – to mop up the blood.

When I researched my new Dead-End Job mystery, Catnapped!, I was surprised that some cats love baths. Particularly long-haired show cats.

Catnapped! is set in the world of show cats. South Florida financier Mort Barrymore is murdered, and his beloved show cat is kidnapped for a half-million dollar ransom. Husband-and-wife PI team Helen Hawthorne and Phil Sagemont go undercover to find the catnapper and Mort’s killer.

Helen’s up to her elbows in cat hair, learning how to wash Persian show cats. I had the help of Tracy Petty, a judge for the Cat Fanciers’ Association, to advise me on cat washing. Judge Tracy used to breed elaine's kittyprize Persians.

Long-haired cats are groomed like actresses for the Oscars, and treated like divas. You don’t just dunk the cat in the water. You must warm the shampoo for the Persian’s bath. No cold soap on those pretty coats. All the towels – and you’ll need at least half a dozen – should be warmed in the dryer.

Before you wash your Persian cat, clean her teeth with a pointed toothbrush designed for feline mouths. Even well-trained cats often don’t like this part. The toothpaste is poultry-flavored, but I can’t tell if that’s cage-free chicken.

The actual cat washing starts with Goop. You read that right. The hand cleaner for mechanics.

Judge Petty gently lifts her cat into “the empty sink with the drain closed off. The Goop goes on a dry cat, carefully so the fur doesn’t mat, but with the water slowly running into the sink.”

Smear the creamy gunk all over the cat’s fur, including the tail, until the fluffy fur is a flat, sticky mess.

This is where my cat would amputate my arm, but Judge Petty said, “You have to start when they’re young.”

Persians have thick fur, and nature intended cats’ coats to protect them from rainy weather, so you have to work to get them wet, Judge Petty said. The challenge is getting the water through the dense fur all the way to the skin. If you don’t wet the cat thoroughly, the shampoo won’t get there, either.

So you work the Goop into the coat with water. The Goop washes the cat, and then you have to wash out the Goop.

Rinse the white-smeared fur completely. Any residue will attract more dirt and her fur will look cruddy.

Once the Goop’s gone, it’s time for the nice warm Orvus shampoo. Then rinse again.

Bored? I hope not, because the cat has to be washed again. This time with TropiClean papaya and kiwi shampoo. Next, the conditioner.

So far you’ve used Goop, two shampoos and a conditioner.

I don’t use that on my hair. But my hair doesn’t look as good as the cat’s.

After thoroughly rinsing the cat, you float her coat. Wrap the cat in another  warm towel, clean the sink, and then refill it with warm water.

Dunk the cat back in the water and see if her coat floats. Gently squish the fur and check for bubbles. Those mean there’s still soap in the coat.

If there’s no soap, wrap the cat in one more warm towel and gently squeeze the water out of her coat.

Then the coat’s blown out with a special hair dryer for cats to separate all the fur and get it standing away from the body.

elaine viets & kittyA Persian coat is too thick to air dry. In warm, humid Florida, Persians have to be dried quickly and thoroughly. Otherwise, the cat risks ringworm.

Besides, a wet cat licking her coat will smear that clean fur with cat spit. Worse, the cat could pull out her fur and swallow it, which leads to hair balls.

How long does the drying take?

Almost as long as the bathing.

“My cats loved the blow dry,” Judge Petty said. “It’s like they knew they were gettin’ beautiful, especially the boys. They’d purr the whole time.”

By that time, I’d be ready for a hot bath and a nap.

But not until I gave my self-cleaning cats treats. I never realized I had easy-care cats.

 


THE TARGET by L. J. Sellers

May 22, 2014

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With her latest Agent Dallas outing, Ms. Sellers has once again hit it out of the park. Focusing on the world of industrial espionage and cutting edge medical technology, Sellers shows that while greed is universal and seemingly boundless, you can’t keep a good agent down, and Agent Dallas is the best of the best.

Dallas lives for the thrill of working undercover and rides high on the adrenaline rush from a tense situation. The death of another agent in San Diego under suspicious circumstances starts her on the new assignment, which quickly becomes high risk. The stakes are high and the other side thinks nothing of taking those who interfere off the board. permanently.

Intertwined with the case is the murder of an aging film star. Are the two cases connected? Few authors can do one successful series, but Sellers has two – with Detective Jackson and with Agent Dallas. Which is better? Try both and decide for yourself.

05/14 Jack Quick

THE TARGET by L. J. Sellers. Spellbinder Press (May 20, 2014). ebook. ASIN B00JLSQH2M. 300p.